A Cabinet Of Generals

Since President-elect Trump has appointed a number of military generals to high office, we say go all the way and let the generals run the entire executive branch. Here are some suggestions: 

• Agriculture, General Foods
• Commerce, General Store
• Defense, The General (already done)
• Education, General Knowledge
• Energy, General Electric
• Health and Human Services, General Welfare
• Homeland Security, General Admission
• Housing and Urban Development, General Quarters
• Interior, General Nature
• Labor, General Contractor
• State, General Terms
• Transportation, General Motors
• Treasury, Dollar General
• Veterans Affairs, General Hospital

Fortuitously, we already have an Attorney General, a Postmaster General and a Surgeon General.