A Cabinet Of Generals

Since President-elect Trump has appointed a number of military generals to high office, we say go all the way and let the generals run the entire executive branch. Here are some suggestions: 

  • Agriculture, General Foods
  • Commerce, General Store
  • Defense, The General (already done)
  • Education, General Knowledge
  • Energy, General Electric
  • Health and Human Services, General Welfare
  • Homeland Security, General Admission
  • Housing and Urban Development, General Quarters
  • Interior, General Nature
  • Labor, General Contractor
  • State, General Terms
  • Transportation, General Motors
  • Treasury, Dollar General
  • Veterans Affairs, General Hospital

Fortuitously, we already have an Attorney General, a Postmaster General and a Surgeon General.

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