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With the “fake news” media attacking President Trump for the slightest perceived mistake, it’s time for a top-notch fake news agency to defend the man. And we at Byteing Words have decided to take on this challenge…
Just as he promised, president-elect Donald Trump is keeping jobs in the U.S. His latest coup is a deal he struck with the McDonald’s Corporation
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Although he has been president only since January 20th, Donald Trump has generated a massive number of protest movements. In fact, Mr. Trump has so many protestors that he has even started to brag about it on Twitter…
According to recent news reports, a number of white supremacist groups are convinced that we are entering a new era of bigotry―an age in which hatred and racism are not only tolerated, but widely accepted. In that spirit, the Ku Klux Klan (aka the KKK, or the Klan), has announced a radical change in its membership policies…
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“I’m Fat? Thanks, I Had No Idea.”
My four-year-old son was typing furiously at his little computer, so I asked him what he was doing.
“I’m writing a story.” he replied.
“What’s it about?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” he said. “I can’t read.”
“Every parent wants to think their child could become president. No parent wants their child to become a politician.”
– Jack Kennedy
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