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Defending Donald Trump

With the “fake news” media attacking President Trump for the slightest perceived mistake, it’s time for a top-notch fake news agency to defend the man. And we at Byteing Words have decided to take on this challenge…



Dive Into the Video Tank

A Creepy Clown Comes Out

“I’m Fat?  Thanks, I Had No Idea.”



ByteingWords_childburbKid Quips

My four-year-old son was typing furiously at his little computer, so I asked him what he was doing.

“I’m writing a story.” he replied.

“What’s it about?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” he said. “I can’t read.”



Adult Quips

“Every parent wants to think their child could become president. No parent wants their child to become a politician.”

– Jack Kennedy


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