A Creepy Clown Comes Out

“I’m Fat?  Thanks, I Had No Idea.”

Kid Quips

My four-year-old son was typing furiously at his little computer, so I asked him what he was doing.

“I’m writing a story.” he replied.

“What’s it about?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” he said. “I can’t read.”

Adult Quips

“Every parent wants to think their child could become president. No parent wants their child to become a politician.”

– Jack Kennedy

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