You Might Be Circling The Drain If…byteing-words-circling

  • The nurses begin taking bets on your longevity.
  • There are more than two untouched glasses of orange juice on your nightstand.
  • The number of tubes connected to you, multiplied by your age, exceeds 250.
  • They give you edible food, but only take your order for the next meal.
  • The orderlies keep switching your TV to religious channels.
  • At least three flies have taken up permanent residence on you.
  • When your doctor visits, he is accompanied by at least six residents. He talks about you, never to you.
  • They always leave the “crash cart” in your room.

And if they really need the bed-space and want to finish you off, someone from accounting stops by and shows you your current bill.

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