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byteing-words-courtroomJudge: Well Sir, I have reviewed this case and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.
Husband: That’s fair, your honor. I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.

Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis―does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.

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