Hillary’s Hottest E-mails…

Torrid Affair With Trump Exposed

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(Note: The following e-mails were sent to us by a source in the FBI known only as “Deep Uvula.”)

From: Hillary Clinton <nasty_woman@graftmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 3, 2015, 1:25 AM
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Hot deplorable lovin’

Dearest douchebag,
My love for you knows no bounds, and my lust for you limitless. Even though you are a racist, hateful, womanizing pig, I cannot wait to be with you again.

All my love… and a lot of my hate,
Hillary

 

From: Donald Trump  <bad_hombre@gropemail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 4, 2015, 11:25 PM
To:  Hillary Clinton
Subject: Re: Hot deplorable lovin’

My precious crooked Hillary,
I, too, am burning with desire for you. My desire is exceeded only by my disgust at the thought of a weak, incompetent traitor like you becoming president.

I will love you always… but I’ll see you rot in prison,
Donald

 

From: Hillary Clinton <nasty_woman@graftmail.com>
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2016 2:20 PM
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Re: Hot deplorable lovin’

Dear scumbucket,
This endless campaign is grinding me to dust. I manage to keep going only by the thought of holding your flabby body next to mine, and running my fingers through your ridiculous comb-over. Soon my love, soon.

Yours in passion and revulsion,
Hillary

 

From: Donald Trump  <bad_hombre@gropemail.com>
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2016 2:20 PM
To:  Hillary Clinton
Subject: Re: Hot deplorable lovin’

My darling  dirtbag,
Like you, I too, am growing weary of this interminable campaign. But I am energized by your eternal love, and by bashing you to a pulp every chance I get. I cannot wait to make mad passionate love to you, then to wish upon you a curse of terminal toe fungus.

Your biggest fan… who hates you deeply,
Donald

(After this point, the e-mails become increasingly explicit. There was even one with a bizarre video that showed the two candidates pummeling each other while engaged in a weird mating ritual. It was very disturbing and deemed unfit for public view.)

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